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Politely raising Hell

A note from Atticus: This is one of my favorite stories growing up. Forgive me if you’ve heard it, I do enjoy it’s taste as I tell it, so it is frequently revisited.

My favorite school pastime was sneaking into the local graveyard on Saturday nights and cleaning up trash. I took my friend, Cricket, along. We would stop by the corner store, spend a buck or two on sweets and pop, then howl at the moon (literally) and race each other to the hallowed grounds.

Flash lights were forbidden as they might disturb anyone (or anything) that crept along. We listened to the histories of those who passed, gave each other life advice from what we learned, picked up trash, straightened flowers, removed fallen branches, and made offerings.

We pulled pranks on each other constantly, but never to the detriment of any tombstone or crypt. That was expressly forbidden.

If you caught yourself standing on someone’s resting spot, above where we believed their body would be, you had to kneel and apologize with utter sincerity, promising to never do it again.

We called it “politely raising Hell” and were never caught by the authorities, as we weren’t afraid to run into the swamps and marshes if we heard cars approach and lights flare up.

Buy Evil Supply Co.’s "Heart & Skull" argyle notebook. It contains blank pages perfect for writing, engineered for reading, designed for sketching.
Explain to someone who you ship them with. And why. And how.
Watch their reaction as they read these words, look at your sketches, squint at the JPGs you have printed out and taped inside.
If they are not local to you, mail it to them.
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Buy Evil Supply Co.’s "Heart & Skull" argyle notebook. It contains blank pages perfect for writing, engineered for reading, designed for sketching.
Explain to someone who you ship them with. And why. And how.
Watch their reaction as they read these words, look at your sketches, squint at the JPGs you have printed out and taped inside.
If they are not local to you, mail it to them.
Notebooks! We sell them, and they make life better.
Available at EvilSupply.co (x)
  1. Buy Evil Supply Co.’s "Heart & Skull" argyle notebook. It contains blank pages perfect for writing, engineered for reading, designed for sketching.
  2. Explain to someone who you ship them with. And why. And how.
  3. Watch their reaction as they read these words, look at your sketches, squint at the JPGs you have printed out and taped inside.
  4. If they are not local to you, mail it to them.

Notebooks! We sell them, and they make life better.

Available at EvilSupply.co (x)

Sometimes, the night is quiet

For all of our love for bluster and boom,
Sometimes subtly is the best way to bring doom.

Do not, for a breath, think we discount the quiet and soft
Winds of a gentle curse or a blackened blade or a well hatched plan.

Do not think yourself lesser because your volume is softer.
Do not think yourself lesser because the goals of others are loftier.

Serve the darkness that serves you.
To thine own black heart be true.

mypatchworkreflection:
Here’s some of my Evil Supply Co. swag that I have displayed at work! Soon to be enhanced with some of the goodies from the Dracula themed Mister Ghost’s Parcel that came today! =) (The skulls in various hats is a post-it doodle of mine.)
(NOTE FROM ATTICUS: This reblogged without a link to the original poster due to a technical glitch with “Thing Addams,” our social media program. This has been fixed. Apologies for the trouble.)
mypatchworkreflection:
Here’s some of my Evil Supply Co. swag that I have displayed at work! Soon to be enhanced with some of the goodies from the Dracula themed Mister Ghost’s Parcel that came today! =) (The skulls in various hats is a post-it doodle of mine.)
(NOTE FROM ATTICUS: This reblogged without a link to the original poster due to a technical glitch with “Thing Addams,” our social media program. This has been fixed. Apologies for the trouble.)

mypatchworkreflection:

Here’s some of my Evil Supply Co. swag that I have displayed at work! Soon to be enhanced with some of the goodies from the Dracula themed Mister Ghost’s Parcel that came today! =) (The skulls in various hats is a post-it doodle of mine.)

(NOTE FROM ATTICUS: This reblogged without a link to the original poster due to a technical glitch with “Thing Addams,” our social media program. This has been fixed. Apologies for the trouble.)

Anon: don't bother with that. Just devote yourself to the Void. When you die, you'll become a Spirit of the Void, like me!

Always an attractive option.

Tagged: #snowskeeper
Anonymous asked:
All I want out of life is to become an ageless formless entity and inspire beauty and horror. Is that so much to ask?

Yes, you are, you are asking a tremendously large amount. Which is not to say you aren’t able to craft this existence — only that it will require a considerable amount of risk and effort.

Good luck, dark thing, good luck.