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  1. eziegelbein:

    I’m pretty sure I’m raising an evil genius. My son is playing Assassins Creed Black Flag and discovered that you can use the throw money option to distract crowds. So to find the funds to upgrade his ship, he is throwing 10 reales at a time to distract people in a crowd and then he pickpockets them all for over 50 reales total.

    I’m not certain if he should apply with evilsupplyco or business school……

    When the youngling achieves adulthood, we’ll gladly interview him for any department he desires. Except accounting.

  2. lightning-hime asked: 2 April 1998. 6 pm EST

    On April 2, 1998, at 6 PM Eastern Standard Time, in the Great Smoky Mountains, somewhere in North Carolina, a witch accidentally added speakroot into a batch of homemade barbecue sauce. He thought it was black pepper.

    (It should be noted that speakroot only vaguely resembles black pepper, but as he had a horrific cold, he wasn’t thinking properly.) (His ability to cook was unimpaired, mostly thanks to his cast iron cauldron, a family heirloom).

    Now, speakroot is an interesting poison. It’s not deadly, but it does silence anyone who eats it for about three days.

    Being a witch of the Southern traditions and persuasions, the young man invited a gaggle of folk to his dinner table, inadvertently silencing the lot of for a long weekend.

    Far from being put out, the group laughed (completely silently) as the poison took hold of their voice boxes and continued their meal (which was fantastic, toxin aside) (though some would say, if they could, the cornbread was a hair dry).

    Using a series of notecards and hand gestures, the young witch invited the group to stay with him until the speakroot eased it’s herbal grip.

    Strong coffee was served in the morning, stronger moonshine was served at night. Pie was omnipresent. Games were played (checkers primarily), will-o-wisps were chased, and ghost stories were “told” via pantomime.

    So fun and successful, the Silent Supper has since become an annual tradition!

  3. Office piggy bank for loose change. When it’s full, we buy books and movies for our inspiration library.

    Office piggy bank for loose change. When it’s full, we buy books and movies for our inspiration library.

  4. Sketch from the art department.

    Sketch from the art department.

  5. Sketch from this month’s Mister Ghost’s Monthly Parcel.

    Sketch from this month’s Mister Ghost’s Monthly Parcel.

  6. Security

    As a security precaution, we have reset the passwords for all client Robots of Doom, Robots of Unending Terror, and Robots of Pizza & Snacks.

    Killer robot security is a paramount concern at Evil Supply Co. We regularly test the system admins of our clients to ensure they are doing their jobs, and when we find flaws, we fix them (both the flaw and said system admin).

    A strong, evil workforce is a mission critical component for today’s villain.

  7. the-ilerminaty asked: Not to challenge a professional business, but in my amateur villany, I've found the classic term "horde" is an accurate and intimidating naming for a group of corporeal undead. It works better for the less sentient ones but nothing says terror like a horde of flesh-starved ghouls.

    "Horde" is not to our (personal) taste, but it certainly does wonders to the imagination. Enjoy the terror you inspire!

  8. Collective nouns for the undead

    A group of non-corporeal undead: A VAPOR. “A vapor of ghosts came through the wall, terrorizing the wedding party.”

    A group of corporeal undead: A CANDLE. "A candle of zombies descended upon the campers, devouring them."

    A mixed group of corporeal and non-corporeal undead: A MIRROR. “The necromancer guided a mirror of undead against the invading army, decimating their ranks and providing fodder for fresh recruits.”

  9. Flicker

    A tiny flame gazes down upon the wick it stands on and contemplates life. Memory is difficult, the immediacy of the present is so strong.

    The flame gazes into the seemingly infinite gloom, straining to witness all it possibly can. Books, a bell, wood. Smell, a clock ticking.

    The flame stretches and dances to explore the depth and breath of its existence, mesmerized by everything it is, by everything it is not.

  10. evilsupplyco:

Now that we have our new store, we can launch our Notary Noir program in May.
Officiate infernal contracts, witness the signing of sinister documents, seal letters with darkness!

Notary Noir has been set up on our mailing list.

    evilsupplyco:

    Now that we have our new store, we can launch our Notary Noir program in May.

    Officiate infernal contracts, witness the signing of sinister documents, seal letters with darkness!

    Notary Noir has been set up on our mailing list.