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  1. "Top up your cup, hun?"

    Diners are weird. You go, you eat a bunch of waffles, you chat up the dead, swap spell recipes with the cook.

    "Diners," joyful voice.

    Today, the crew is working on our portion of a collaboration (about a diner) with murphypop.

  2. penpendectomy asked: My husband's been feeling insecure about his weight lately, so he's been going on an all-soul diet and working out with the henchmen. I told him that he was already the perfect killing machine in my eyes... but now he's as hot as an incubus, and as mighty as Satan My question is, do you have anything I could offer him to congratulate his success?

    Our "Heart & Skull argyle" notebook just might do the trick.

    Write thoughts, memories, and notes about your time together, about yourself, about him, the future. Copy lyrics to favorite songs, passages from favorite poems, entries from favorite books.

    Hopes, dreams, fantasies, wonderful realities.

  3. Skeletons do not need to be oiled

    A potential customer came into today to discuss animated skeletons with our necrosales force. Clearly a new villain, freshly minted and untried, he wanted to talk about the differences between having live minions versus an army of skeletons.

    Animated skeletons are a common entry-level necromantic purchase. Relatively inexpensive and requiring significantly less maintenance than ghosts, they help build the skills necessary for junior evil.

    "But do they need to be oiled? They make that horrendous creaking noise," he asked. A common question.

    No, skeletons do not need to be oiled. Their infernal power source enables them to move without lubrication.

    Once you’ve finished building your undead army of horrors, pick up our Build Skeleton Army evil merit badge.

  4. evilsupplyco:

"Gray hairs grow where ghosts kiss hello."
Evil Supply Co. is an advocate for villains, scientists (typically mad), ghosts, and other eldritch creatures. A significant portion of our job is researching the unnatural world, then publishing our findings.

    evilsupplyco:

    "Gray hairs grow where ghosts kiss hello."

    Evil Supply Co. is an advocate for villains, scientists (typically mad), ghosts, and other eldritch creatures. A significant portion of our job is researching the unnatural world, then publishing our findings.

  5. "Gray hairs grow where ghosts kiss hello."
Evil Supply Co. is an advocate for villains, scientists (typically mad), ghosts, and other eldritch creatures. A significant portion of our job is researching the unnatural world, then publishing our findings.

    "Gray hairs grow where ghosts kiss hello."

    Evil Supply Co. is an advocate for villains, scientists (typically mad), ghosts, and other eldritch creatures. A significant portion of our job is researching the unnatural world, then publishing our findings.

  6. ambidexterous asked: Hey, I'm looking for something that I could have sworn you posted not too long ago, about grey hairs being the result of ghost kisses. I searched and combed through the archive, but I couldn't find it, so I'm hoping you will be able to direct me to it. Thanks!

    evilsupplyco:

    Give us a day or two, we will find it and send it to the art department.

    Coming up in a moment. it’s… adorable as hell.

  7. Anonymous asked: What advice would you give two teenage villianesses in training?

    Learn to study, learn to think, learn to learn.

    There is nothing that will serve you better than learning how to acquire, process, and utilize information. The library is free, the internet is ever-expanding.

  8. ambidexterous asked: Hey, I'm looking for something that I could have sworn you posted not too long ago, about grey hairs being the result of ghost kisses. I searched and combed through the archive, but I couldn't find it, so I'm hoping you will be able to direct me to it. Thanks!

    Give us a day or two, we will find it and send it to the art department.

  9. im-mr-brightside asked: I have killed the hero without revealing my plan, but now what do i do with the body? it is starting to stink up the place... need to make the place smell nice when the evil league of evil comes to see my work, any thoughts?

    We will send a hungry ghoul and bill your account — same terms as per usual. Keep up the grand work!

  10. syverce asked: I have a pressing need to launch a large but as-yet undefined quantity of mortals into the sun. Do you have any recommendations?

    Define quantities before hiring the rocket scientists. Otherwise, their calculations will be useless and they’ll have to start from scratch (giving your intended targets more time to plot their escape) once you know how many are going aboard.

    And when the day is set, the weather is on your side, all is going according to your triple-checked, multi-tier-redundancy plan, and you’re feeling sparkly… don’t monolog. Just push the button.